{ I stole from Greenland again because... well... I can. And no one can stop me. And it just so happens that I just got through an rp regarding relationships and stuff. Hopefully you can guess how that worked out. }
1: Do you have a crush at the moment?
East: No, not all.
West: Well, technically not.
3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?
East: -laughs then lays on the floor and sobs-
West: Hm… well, we've been together for at least a week or two and… Evie, you ok?
East: I'm fine. Perfectly fine.
4: Have you ever changed for someone?
East: I would never.
West: Not in a bad way. I'm trying to be more open for her.
5: How is your relationship with your ex?
East: I don't have one.
West: Same.
6: Have you ever been cheated on?
East: How could I have been?
West: I trust that I haven't.
7: Have you ever cheated?
East: Please, that would require two people finding me attractive. I can't even find one.
West: No.
8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?
East: I wouldn't dare.
West: Do I look stupid?
9: What's the most important part of a relationship?
East: Trust and communication, I'd think.
West: I don't know. I still have no idea what I'm doing. I guess… caring for each other? Or whatever Evie said.
10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
East: I'd prefer something serious.
West: I'd prefer serious over random flings.
11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
East: What, you mean like breaking the relationship for a while. That sounds like a really terrible idea, don't you think?
West: What she said.
12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
East: None.
West: I don't do hook-ups.
13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
East: I've never had one.
West: I didn't have one either before recently.
14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
East: At least 17-18-ish, but I don't age like regular people, so…
West: …
15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?
East: No. Even as being technically immortal, I still think it better to be with someone whose physical age is closer to your own.
West: No.
16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"?
East: Never.
West: No.
17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?
East: Kind of a gamble.
West: I don't trust it.
18: What do you consider a deal breaker?
East: Being a… well, in a word, a complete dick.
West: Being disgusting.
19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
East: I wouldn't know that. I guess maybe when you're not feeling things are as serious as they should be.
West: I don't know. When it's clear she's bored of me, I guess.
20: Are you currently in a relationship?
East: Why am I even taking this meme?
West: Yes, I am.
21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
East: Depends on how well the break up went and what really ended the relationship.
West: If they can be mature about it.
22: Do you think people should date their friends?
East: I believe they could.
West: Sure, why not?
23: How many relationships have you had?
East: I don't want to answer these questions anymore. TT-TT
West: -pats Evie- There. There.
24: Do you think love can last forever?
East: Possibly.
West: Eh, maybe.
25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
East: I'm sure it could.
West: Kind of a ridiculous sentiment, but sure whatever.
26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
Both: We don't even have those.
27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about?
East: I don't know.
West: Learn how to be in a relationship before getting in one.
28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?
East: Considering I far I live from just about everyone, I'd have to hope so.
West: I hope, or else I'm in trouble.
29: What do you notice first about another person?
East: Usually always eyes.
West: Face because it's the first thing I look at.
30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
East: Straight.
West: Straight.
31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
East: I don't judge.
West: I'd be lucky to even get that considering my staggering ability with relationships.
32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
East: Luckily, no.
West: No.
33: Do you want to get married one day?
East: Eh… how about not?
West: I don't really think so.
34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?
East: No.
West: Definitely not.
35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?
East: I could manage it.
West: Yea, sure.
36: Are you still a virgin?
East: Yes, of course I am.
West: -nods-
37: What's more important: Looks or personality?
East: Personality.
West: Personality.
38: Do you enjoy love films?
East: I would...
West: Gag.
39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?
East: No and no.
West: I've given some before, but never received any.
40: Have you ever had a valentine?
East: No.
West: Sort of, we spent Valentine's day together, but that was before we were a couple.
41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?
East: Anything really; dinner, a show, maybe just cuddling by a fire.
West: Anything I don't screw up.
42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?
East: I have.
West: No, but I get the basic jist of it.
43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?
East: If he forces me to choose, he's not worth it.
West: I'm not chosing.
44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?
East: A little.
West: No.
45: Could you imagine dating one of your current friends?
East: I can't really put myself with any of my friends.
West: I'm already in a relationship.
46: Have you ever been "friendzoned"?
East: -face desk-
West: No.
47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?
East: Who else, but Prince William and Catherine?
West: Meh…
48: What's your favorite love song?
East: Hm… never put much thought into that.
West: Meh.
49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?
East: No.
West: No.
50: If you're single, why do you think you are?
East:
West: There, there, Evie. It's ok.
51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice girl?
East: If you could please change girl to guy, the second.
West: Second.
52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?
East: I've helped people before.
West: No, I suck.
53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?
East: Not normally, but today just isn't the best day for me.
West: No.
54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?
East: That's… really really stupid.
West: Took the words right out of my mouth.
55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?
East: No.
West: No.
56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?
East: I would never.
West: No.
57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
East: Of course… though… never mind, just don't do it.
West: Yes, it's stupid.
58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive"
East: I'd guess submissive.
West: Meh.
59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?
East: I don't even… never mind. I give up.
West: No.
60: What's your opinion on open relationships?
East: Important… I think.
West: Normally, I'd just say 'meh', but being with someone actually isn't as bad as I always thought.
61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?
East: Family.
West: Family.
62: How do you define "cheating"?
East: Is this some kind of trick question? Being with someone else when you're already in a relationship.
West: What Evie says.
63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
East: As long as I don't know about it… because I'd really rather not… I'm not even going to bother.
West: … what?
64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?
East: No, of course not.
West: Yes.
65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddler"?
East: Yes, I am.
West: No.